in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
This week’s new issue of TIME, hitting newsstands and tablets Friday, May 24, is dedicated to covering the devastation that followed the pivotal 16 minutes between when sirens first alerted Moore residents and when the tornado touched down.
(Photograph by Alonzo Adams/AP)
I, I loved you much
It’s not enough
I love blow and you love puff
And life, is like a pipe
And I’m a tiny penny rolling up the walls inside
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It’s too cute for even PETA to interfere with. You won’t believe how intense these Amazon reviews are.
